Another week goes by

My dear horde of loyal followers, I have not been idle. I started running in earnest this week and it was pretty good. My legs hurt like heck afterwards because I haven't really run in a long time, but it was good. I didn't swim Thursday because of some dumb excuse, but I ran that evening.

I weighed myself Sunday morning and I was down to 166.2. That's pretty sweet but I hadn't eaten much the day before and I think my inside parts were pretty empty.

So running is going good and swimming is going good. Unfortunately the weather has been great. This weather is good for my running habits but terrible for future generations of humans who will have to fight with scavenging animals for scraps of food on the burnt husk of a planet they will be forced to inhabit. At least they won't be fat, which is what this blog is about.

Humans are crazy. We like going places the easiest way possible. Not only do we destroy our planet, but we get fat at the same time. We need to embrace the hard way. I'm going to take a small step towards going places the hard way by cancelling my C-Train parking. This will force me to either ride my bike to work at the huge oil producer I work for or walk the 20 minute walk to the train. I could also take the bus, but it is fortunately very inconvenient so it's nicer to just walk. I'll also save $80 a month. I'm going to hate myself this coming winter when it's -30C and I'm walking to the train in my skinny jeans, freezing the whole way because I don't have any fat on my bones, but it will be worth it.

You are so dead, little buddy. Enjoy it while you can.

Another thing we do because we love being fat and destroying our planet at the same time is eating stupid food. We eat processed food made by huge corporations that cut down rainforests and use plastic packaging that winds up in our oceans killing whales. That food tastes really good, but it makes us so fat.

It's kind of sweet that if we started getting from A to B in a more responsible way, we not only get thin but we save the whales too. It's a win/win.

I'm signing off for this week, but be assured that I will check in later with some updates.